Why?Which classic Disney couples probably got a divorce?
Donald Duck and Daisy. Listening to that hot-headed squaky voiced duck all the time would kill anyones attraction.Which classic Disney couples probably got a divorce?
Divorce is not that common where I come from and most marriages here are healthy and last... illegitimacy thought has been happening here for sometime (usually outside of marriage and not within...)
Also don't ruin Disney )=
Nonetheless which one would end up divorcing?
Kida and that guy from Atlantis
He's a geek and she's a white haired ''free spirited'' pretty girl
Snow White and that guy. She cheated on him with dwarf number 1, then cheated on dwarf 1 with dwarf 2, then on 2 with 3, on 3 with 4, 4 with 5, and on 5 with 7. No one likes dwarf number 6.
Ariel and Eric, she only liked him for his looks and she's young and he was her first, they rushed into marriage. Plus, how do they have family get-togethers? You know that their families have problems with each other. One of his family members probably ate one of her friends and that was the end of that
Another would be
Kiara and Kovu from the second Lion King. She was a stuck up princess and he was a wimp that was suppose to be a ';bad boy';
Ariel and Eric
Because every conversation goes:
Ariel: I miss Melody
Eric: Well you had to live in the ocean before you met me, so...
Ariel: What's that supposed to mean
Eric: I dunno, what's it sound like Ariel?
Ariel: Flounder would understand!
Eric: And here's your second problem, your only friends are SEA CREATURES
Hm...
Snow White. She didn't even know the guy until the last page of the book, and he just comes up, kisses her, and takes her away from the 7 dwarfs on his white steed.
If I was Snow White, when he kissed me awake from death, I would have slapped him for kissing me when I didn't even know him!
Beauty and the Beast..Before he turned into a man.
In today's society nothing like that would ever be accepted. They would be frowned upon. Belle's love for the beast would not be strong enough to uphold. They would be destined to divorce.
Beauty and the Beast.
Why? Um....is there really an explanation.
Ok well here it is. She got arrested for beastiality. Yup. The cops got her. But wait, isn't it legal in some places in europe? nvm it's illegal in France. Yup. She went to Jail and they found a nice zoo for the beast.
sleeping beauty and whatever his name was...also snow white and her hubby...
if you think about it, they didn't even know each other, both sleeping beauty and snow white were asleep most of the time, they just kissed once and decided to get married
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Snow White: The prince ended up with one of the seven dwarfs.
Cinderella: The prince cheated with one of the mean step-sisters.
Shrek(Donkey %26amp; the Dragon): Unrealistic relationship in the 1st place.LOL.
Prince Charming and Cinderella.
My theory? They had a shitload of kids, stopped talking to each other, Prince was sleeping with other women, and Cinderella left his a*s and made him pay for child support.
The Princess and the Frog
Bestiality is so looked down upon.
By the Snow White can't get a divorce, because she believes in polygamy.
Prince Charming %26amp; Cinderella, she even looks like Kate Gosselin
The Little Mermaid and that other dude because their values in each other were purely superficial v.v
Sleeping Beauty/Snow White and that dude, because all they did was make out T.T
Probably Ariel and Eric; my guess is she missed the water too much. And he probably realized she was some silly little 16 year old girl... Hahaha
The Little Mermaid + Prince Eric, because they had nothing in common, she just thought he was goodlooking.
Cinderella and prince charming had a pretty nasty divorce.
Donald duck and daisy duck. He had anger issues.
Aladdin %26amp; Jasmine.
Aladdin can't seem to tell the truth. They fight in every movie that has Jafar.
all of em
i am sure that they all cheat in the Disney kingdom
(even in lion king) %26lt;====beastiality EWWW
The Little Mermaid and Prince Eric. I think everybody covered the reasons why for me. lol
snow white because of those seven dwarves hanging around (and if he's the jealous type....)
Snow White and that prince.
She's into the dwarfs. All of them. At once.
Beauty and the Beast.
Donald and Daisy Duck
Snow White and Prince Charming.
Sleeping Beauty and her man. She found him with many other sleeping women. She wasn't ever the first.
Snow White and Prince Charming
cause his fetish for sleeping/dead women
beauty and the beast!
Jajaja Beuaty n da beast, lol
Beauty and the Beast......
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