Why don't married couples make each other pee their pants in laughter anymore?

Are couples really just throwing their hands up and accepting boring lives?Why don't married couples make each other pee their pants in laughter anymore?
Like all famous comics, without new material everything gets old and stale. It takes a lot of work to come up with new funny things, especially the ones that evoke the emotions you so elegantly spoke of. All of our material is provided by our kids, they seem to have a never ending supply sometimes to the point of making milk come out your nose. So do not blame the married couples for having boring lives, blame society for making us the way we are. We should all take a lesson from the children, and stop looking at life like a job and just sit back and have fun.Why don't married couples make each other pee their pants in laughter anymore?
The problem is that married people use up their best material early in the relationship.





The second phase is to laugh at your kids until they are teen agers. That's when they aren't so funny anymore.





I am now to the point where I laugh at my parents more than anything else. It's a little sad, but they are funny as hell.
wow, you must have some boring friend in relationships to thing that this happens to everyone.


My husband and i have season tickets to games, go out to movies and comedy show, even topless bars to see migets dance...all in good fun and laugh about it later when we act out some of the things we experience. I'm kinda jelous of my friends cause they go out to exotic vacations and my husband and i havent.....where are you from? a third world country or locked in a closet?
What married couples are you talking about? I've been married close to a decade and we are always laughing with each other, at each other, making the other laugh.
married 31 years and still laughing. Never forget to play.


It seems sad to see so many of our friends just giving up, but I think it is because they forgot how to play like children.
Wait... what... we're not doing that anymore? Damn it, I didn't realize urinating your pants was ';out.'; Why don't people tell me these things?!
Ha ha! I pee'd in the bed last night! And then HE changed the bedding!


It was too effin funny!


He even sprinkled baking soda on my side!


Yes, he had me laughing that hard!!!!!!!


Then we...... ;)
noooo people just get use to each other, but if your a real comedian you can get a chuckle..or you can read jokes online that seem funny and then say it ,,, :)
He can still do that to me. But not right now, argh!!!!!! I am so irritated with him right now!
I try to make her laugh. Not that hard though.
I can't wait to pee my pants with my husband to be LOL!!!
its your fault .. now get in there and make him laugh .. good luck ..